Facial hair grows more quickly when the man anticipates sex.
“He that hath a beard is more than a youth, and he that hath no beard is less than a man."
WARNING: Images may cause rapid heart palpitations and bursting of the loins.
Do not view this blog if you can't handle the man.
Every time a man shaves, somewhere in the world, a woman fakes an orgasm.
When I was little, my dad would have to shave before he went on flights. I recall not wanting to go on vacation because I knew it meant my dad would have to shave off his beard. I also recall crying when he did shave. I suppose my beardy infatuation has always burned with a fiery passion deep inside of me.
But boys can’t grow beards…only men can.
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I promise I don’t rape bearded men.
Sorry, my dear, but we are not responsible for any lustful related injuries associated with this blog in all it’s beardy glory. You should have looked into beard-related injury insurance before viewing these pictures. The best of luck to you and your maimed eyeballs, beloved follower.
Real men know better: Don’t shave. Find a woman who will embrace the beard.
No. Porn is the new porn. Beards hold the rightful title of the original pornography.