About us.

“He that hath a beard is more than a youth, and he that hath no beard is less than a man."
~William Shakespeare

WARNING: Images may cause rapid heart palpitations and bursting of the loins.
Do not view this blog if you can't handle the man.

 swooning.


left filled with beardy lust.

Real men know better: Don’t shave. Find a woman who will embrace the beard. 

❖ Permalink
X-bearded man:When I looked in the trashcan after I finished shaving, it looked like I had killed a small animal.
Me:No, that was just your dignity and manhood.
❖ Permalink
❝ There is always a period when a man with a beard shaves it off. This period does not last. He returns headlong to his beard.
-Jean Cocteau
Talking about Robin Pecknold's recent breakup with girlfriend and beard...
Kevin (boyfriend):I didn't know Robin Pecknold shaved.
Me:Yep. His girlfriend left him, he shaved, and wrote a song called "Olivia, In a Separate Bed." Poor guy.
Kevin:Oooo yeah, that would do it.
Me:Haha yeaaaah. I bet that Olivia feels like a bitch now!
Kevin:I hope she does. She murdered a beard! Unacceptable.
~ Indeed, my love. Indeed.
❖ Permalink
Oh, you shaved..

I guess the weight of manhood was just too much for you.

❖ Permalink
X-bearded man:When I looked in the trashcan after I finished shaving, it looked like I had killed a small animal.
Me:No, that was just your dignity and manhood.
❖ Permalink
RIP

Robin Pecknold’s beloved beard.

❖ Permalink
Thou shalt not betray thy cheek with a razor.
❖ Permalink